January 2010
HAHAHA
fmylife:
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
fuck off.
bury all your secrets in my skin come away with innocence and leave me with my sins the air around me still feels like a cage and love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again so if you love me let me go and run away before i know my heart is just too dark to care i can’t destroy what isn’t there deliver me into my fate if i’m alone i cannot hate i don’t deserve...
The Beach Boys recorded a song written by serial...
ohyeahfacts:
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hot damn
“Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
– John Acton (via bitchville)
HAHA EPIC
fmylife:
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
HAHAHA sounds like jabez high :D
fmylife:
Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it “wasn’t her bus” and said goodbye. Later, I realized I’d spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML
loll
fmylife:
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
Watchput your cursor on the dots, enjoy ;)
Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet ...
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